My own IQ potato war! Fiction short

So it all started back then when I first heard about NASA and their potatoes and tomatoes seriously plant project on mars and the moon ! I was trying to find out why NASA is having potatoes, tomatoes and spinach project on other planets .But I found that their answer was to test living plants on other planets for a future possibility of moving humans to other planets. Then I told myself "wait a minute!"
If that's the case I should also care about my IQ level in my potato head ! Since that's just my expression of me not a smart individual if I was to be moved to different planets to deal with aliens and all surrounded potatoes plants beside my potato head already " just my expression of my head goes blank"
So if that happened to happen! I am going to have my own IQ potato war with extraterrestrial being as follows:
Once they move me there I will put a sign of potatoes only! in my territory of shared potatoes on the planet .Then I will wave my hand to flying UFO's jets whether they acknowledge me or not! then I will put tomatoes only sign ! next to my tomatoes share territory of the planet . Then extraterrestrial might declare the war on my territory since all my tomatoes and potatoes were implanted by NASA and they feel hungry and can't resist the scene. So I might lose my share then what i will end with will be still "my own IQ potato war"
Then i will wave after that to UFO's jets and ask them whether they want my future spinach only sign! or they want to go for my spinach share territory? And most likely UFO  will ignore me after that ? You know why? Because "Spinache is there Spin ache" since not all extraterrestrial are capable of understanding human language they take time to learn it and read it slowly.
 And they are already had their headache by flying their spinning jets . So I will end up with my spinache territory share only  and I will put my sign spinache only! Then I finally ended my own IQ potato war! with " my spin ache sign"
Thank you for reading. This is just a fiction story from my imagination.

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How to win America got talent?

AMERICA GOT TALENT!OH MY GOD!TAKE ME THERE BUT WAIT!
There is alot to do before you go there to win the stage. Judges are fair and they are sitting on chairs while you are standing for a reason !
If you want to get a chair and sit next to them they still might put you to sit under their table! But how to get the chair?
1- look at your look not what you got used to look and don't ask close friends of their opinion about your look they will exaggerate their opinion. So record yourself and display it for you and determine whether you look right or not.
2- look at your attitude. Think humble in the jungle.you will be criticized or admired so act humble both ways without negativity.
3- look whether your show match your look or not . If your show doesn't match your look as a surprise that's ok just stay away from nonsense match not different.
4- think like judges they are there to find a talent and have good time entertainment with you .so if you are not a complete package just practice more but don't show up till you are ready.
5- apologize if needed if you did a mistake and ask for an extra chance
6- answer the judges questions back politely even if some judges were in rush ask politely can I show you something I need your opinion. It is such an honor for me even if I didn't make it all the way.
7- manage your performance on stage such as don't itch ,cover your cough,don't spit,don't burp and laugh,don't laugh at fart.
Even if judges do that do not copy them.
8- dont run to judges and beg for acceptance instead have your self introduction ready with inspiration to judges mentality.
Now go to America got talent and do your best to win the stage.

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How to get a man to like you?

Men are a mistery! Wrong quote.Men are bossy and hard to understand! Second wrong quote.So how to get the man you like to like you ? Easy quote! As represented by my personal perspective to help any woman to get the man she likes. Men are just a simple human psychology. They share similar personality traits that is such as:
They want to be the leader and decision makers. They want a faithful woman who doesn't play around. They want their woman to cook delicious food.they want their woman to look good. They want their woman to have peaceful mood. They want their woman not to argue with them. They want their woman to be a good listener and understandable. They want their woman to fit their hobbies. They want their woman to be responsible when they are not around. They want their woman to respect everyone around. They want their woman to fit their needs in general.
Now that goes to real men not the other type who like women to lead them .
So back to the point . The main goal here is to get the man that you like. Before doing that , the woman should know herself very well and determine her personality type and goals not to waste any time. After that the women should take care of her looks,her hygiene, her respect to others, her way of talking, her behavior, her reactions, her emotions level,her self esteem.
My suggestion is don't lie to your self because the stigma said so or the media! If you want to copy some one's life style or some one's conversation in the movie. You are not yourself. You are just fake. So be who you are and find your happiness your way besides most breakups are a result of
She said that but I could have done like what she said . I did not mean it that way I just did it because of what my friend suggested that was just two examples.
If you want to get a man that you like you have to make him like you back .